Monday, May 12, 2008

I is bored

so I steal meme from enGender

A couple of recent memes:

  1. What is your favorite word? koneshno
  2. What is your least favorite word? hush
  3. What turns you on? hmm...
  4. What turns you off? theological fellatio
  5. What is your favorite curse word? currently, k cherty, which is a fairly mild russian curse
  6. What sound or noise do you love? rain on a tin roof
  7. What sound or noise do you hate? crickets
  8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? film director
  9. What profession would you not like to attempt? business
  10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? rock on


  • If you get something out of a vending machine, it’s most likely the: highly caffeinated citrus soda
  • A word you sometimes catch yourself misspelling: secede -- yes, I'm a sorry excuse for a southerner
  • You least want people to see you as: normal
  • You’re a little scared of: walking alone
  • The least attractive thing you do in your sleep: drool
  • The number of contacts in your cell phone: i haven't the foggiest
  • How many of them are relatives: relatively few
  • You lose your cool when someone: paraphrases Bill O'Reilly
  • When you go to the drugstore, you often can’t leave without buying: chocolate
  • Your dance moves can best be described as: sugar high or drunk
  • The majority of your underwear is: hipster cut
  • Something you eat even though you hate how bad it is for you: soda pop, soda pop
  • You think you’re really not a great: artist
  • How much cash is in your wallet right now: eighty something
  • The majority of your shoes are this color:
  • You don’t think you’ll ever be able to get rid of your: book-collecting habit
  • If your breath is bad, it’s most likely because you had the: soda pop
  • You feel embarrassed when you: completely mispronounce words
  • The last public place where you used the restroom: EV Lodge
  • Something you don’t like to debate in mixed company: you know, I'll pretty much debate anything anywhere
  • You don’t think you can pull off wearing: short skirts
  • Something you own entirely too much of: books? no, there can not be too many books
  • Someone you would love to see in concert who might bring down your street cred: umm...Depeche Mode
  • The last thing that you spilled on yourself: soy sauce
  • If you were on a reality show, the producers would likely portray/characterize you as the: I'd say holy fool, but that might be a delusion of grandeur -- um, the screwball intelligent

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