Well, that explains it...

The straight mind cannot conceive of a culture, a society where hetereosexuality would not order not only all human relationships but also its very production of concepts and all the processes which escape consciousness, as well.

Monique Wittig, The Straight Mind (p. 28)

Memo to self: Reread this passage next time the urge to attempt to explain queer theology/exegesis to fundies strikes you. Meditate on it. Recognize that, at best, they will just look at you funny. Think hard before deciding if its worth it or not.